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The GROW NERD Mission:

To Teach, Learn and Grow!

The GROW NERD Method

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We want everyone who has the ability to grow cannabis legally, to do so. OUR method is simply breaking the process down into easy to follow steps and guiding you through them. If you're new to growing your own medical cannabis, we would like you to start small and work your way up into larger, more sophisticated grows. If you wanted to grow tomatoes, you wouldn't start by planting a whole field of tomato plants. You would probably start with one or two plants and maybe watch a few you-tube videos or if your whole tomato adventure started by eating a friends home cultivated tomatoes, you would probably ask that person for advice. We are THAT person, when it comes to cannabis, we have the expertise to help you have a successful grow. Our method is easy on the budget, simple to set up, and relaxed on the time it takes to manage it. We only recommend products we have personally tried and practices that have proven to be effective.

We want growing to be easy, rewarding and not a chore. Our guidance is geared towards educating you on good practices and avoiding obstacles by being proactive not reactive. A simple but overlooked example of this is our recommended grow tent size of 4ft x 4ft. Why? 

 

We intend to teach you to use every available square inch of that tent to produce the largest yield and most potent medical cannabis possible. The most bang for your buck! That means the entire tent will eventually be wall to wall with sticky nugs. You will have to stand outside the tent and reach in to manage the plants. If you have a tent that is 5ft x 5ft, your arm will need to be 2 and a half feet long to get to the plants in the center. Measure your arm from the tip of your middle finger to your arm pit were it meets your chest. I'm over 6ft tall and mine, from the tip of my middle finger to my arm pit, is 26 inches.  So not to say it cant be done, but only to highlight that with some guidance you can avoid a future headache or get past a current one.

Whatever grow equipment you have and with any grow preferences you have we would love to coach you threw the growing process. Grow Nerds are not limited to the method we promote. We have tried pretty much everything that's what makes us Grow Nerds. We promote our method of simplicity with quality products because of the consistent results it's proven to provide. Any seasoned  grower will tell you...good light, good medium, good nutrients, good genetics, and knowledge or guidance equals great flowers inside or outside.

It's best to schedule a short virtual coaching session before you plan on growing, we send a quick questionnaire about your area's climate and your growing situation. During the first session we go over those questions with you, try to provide you with a general plan, and equipment you will need. If you buy equipment from us that's great! If you already have a retailer in mind, you can use us to help guide you through that purchase, so you only spend your hard earned money on equipment you need. Our goal is to make our service the best VALUE to you by saving you TIME and MONEY. With guided purchasing you can be assured you're not buying things you might not need or have the time to manage. With operation and maintenance guidance you'll learn how to use your equipment and work growing cannabis into your schedule.

What sets us apart is that we don't JUST coach from our experience, we customize the advice for every new client we coach. We get to apply our coaching in a multitude of situations. Our coaching gives us the opportunity to teach about growing all over the world and get a better understanding of the problems each grower may face.    

You can learn to plan your grow around challenges/limitations and succeed in meeting or even exceeding your goals within your budget. 

We teach you to work your grow around your budget, schedule, lifestyle, climate and cannabis needs!

 

Here's how it works:
1. Determine  your wants and limitations. 
2. Form a plan
3. Gather materials
4. Execute the plan with *guidance.


*Grow Nerd coaching, nutrients charts, strain data.

Wants questionnaire to determine your wants and limitations

1. What type of grow?
A. Indoor (Do you want to grow in a spare room, tent, closet or other space?) We can teach you how to determine what will work and what won't.
B. Outdoor (Do you have a hoop house or greenhouse?  Open air grow?  Small garden plot?  Maybe just a raised garden bed?)
C. Both outdoor and indoor.

2. How much cannabis do you want to produce?
A. As much as possible.
B. Just to meet my personal needs.
C. I'm not sure (we can help you determine how much you need to grow within your budget).

3. Is the Cannabis going to be used for anything specific ?
A. Smoke.
B. Edibles/Concentrates.
C. Both and to share with friends (LOL).

4. What varieties of cannabis do I prefer?
A. Indica (couch lock, sleep aid, muscle pain and stress relief)
B. Sativa (upbeat, party time, creativity boost, fun hang out)
C. I like them both.

5. How involved do I want to be in this cannabis grow?
A. Super involved (the soccer mom of cannabis. Grow Nerd Life)
B. Involved like it's a hobby.
C. I don't have that much time but I definitely want to grow high grade cannabis. 

Hands Together

EDUCATE

​At GROW NERD we believe that good education has the power to create great flowers.

EQUIP
GROW NERD is passionate about equipping the next generation of cannabis growers. 

 

ENGAGE

GROW NERD is more than a resource, it's a community. Here we can share and grow together.

EMPOWER

At GROW NERD we want you to feel confident in your ability to grow, and be self sustaining in providing your own cannabis.  

GROW NERD CORE VALUES
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Contact Us
Call Us Now: (805) 608-1170
Email Us Now: info@grownerd805.com
Areas We Cover

While our HQ is based in the heart of 805 Cannabis Country, we service the entire USA, wherever Cannabis is legal including online for educational purposes:

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